They need a stoner and a gay dude and a giant stoner dog that talks.

teenage exorcist van like from scooby doo
THIS is why ghosts and/or demons would NEVER prove their existence to me. Cuz I would go super off the deep end and wield multiple holy water cannons while tooling around with crucifix bandoleers and a chain mail leather outfit made out of pocket bibles. I CAN’T do that because I don’t believe in them. I’m not that prone to delusion. THESE home schooled chickies though, well, again I say, seclusion breeds delusion. You kids need to get out more.

I would bet that their leader really, really wants a reality show. I can’t wait until he pretends one of them was launched in a tinfoil ufo by a demon. This has all the makings of both a tv show and a catastrophe. I wonder which will come first.

“Rev. Larson is a self-taught expert on cults, the occult, and supernatural phenomena. He has also performed thousands of exorcisms during his career. After discovering that his own daughter Brynne (pictured on the far left) was a gifted exorcist, he went on to train the other teens, and believes them to be particularly effective at the art of overcoming demonic possession.” Yeah, why not?

http://www.homeschoolingteen.com/2012/06/meet-the-teen-exorcists/
http://www.teenageexorcists.com

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